Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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