- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Knock Knock.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

pull my finger (farts)

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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