- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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