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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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