- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

men, men like men= men+bed

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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