why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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