- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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