- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Women's Rights.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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