What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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