- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Tony Romo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Cripples are lame.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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