Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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woman's rights

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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