how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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