what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Where's my baby??

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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