How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What's worse than this That :(

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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