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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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