- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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