What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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