- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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