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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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