- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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