- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

"Knock knock" Come in!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

CAVE JOHNSON.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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