A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Tilt your screen back .

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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