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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Kevin and Ramin

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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