- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

God is real.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

You know what's funny? Rape

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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