- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Knock Knock. Come in.

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