What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Jesus Christ

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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