- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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