- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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