why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Anti Joke

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