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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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