SHUT UP JP

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

hi

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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