why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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