Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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