Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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u suck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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