Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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