- Anti Joke

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.