- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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