How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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