What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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