- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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