- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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