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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

If you have a stroke, call 000

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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