- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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