What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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cory is gay

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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