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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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