Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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jews

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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