How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

black chicken. kfc

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How does a black guy die? Unknown

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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