- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your girlfriend.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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