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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Turkey Balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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