What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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