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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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