A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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123 f*ck off

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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