Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Corn Muffins

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Women.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Blacks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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