- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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