Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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