- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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