Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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