What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Ross.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Anti Joke

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