- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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