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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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