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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

I'm so punny.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Ross.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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