- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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