- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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