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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

LeBron in the fourth quarter

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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