- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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