- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Communism hehe xd

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