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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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