How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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