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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Cripples are lame.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

pobody's nerfect

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

what's funny about war? nothing!

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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