A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

thumb_up thumb_down -7

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Paper or plastic? Yes...

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

thumb_up thumb_down -9

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

thumb_up thumb_down -11

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops