A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Communism hehe xd

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Never again, I have all the intel I need on you, you cost me a fucking eye, you think I would let go of that so easily? It hurts day and night, I have not slept in days, my fucking eyelid is torn right off, and while I use a fucking excuse for an eyepatch, I still have not gotten used to sleep without being able to shut both my eyes, I have a constant fever, you miss me, you are directly responsible for scaring my wife and fucking over my face. Deal with it, cry harder asshole. Moral: You step on my foot, I break off yours, you cost me an eye, you do not know whats waiting in line for you, I am going to make you beg me to let you die! Did you think I would warm up as quickly to something as irresponsible as you? And we do not know yet if you did this on purpose, we do not even live in the same fucking country, and I get assholes assaulting me again! What the hell have you done? If my wife had been here I would have been dead! Moral: I hope you got pets, I will skin them alive in front of your face!

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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