- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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