A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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David Cameron

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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