- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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