Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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