- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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