- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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