- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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