- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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