What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Your big dick.

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Anti Joke

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