- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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