What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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