- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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