- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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