- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

the WNBA.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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