How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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