- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Allah walked into AK Bar

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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