- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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