- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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