WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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A seal walks into a club.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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