How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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