- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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