What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Psychics.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

European on my shoes, buddy.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

do you have a wife?

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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