Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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penis

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Anti Joke

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