- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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