What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Women's Rights

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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