Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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