Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Women's Rights..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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