- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Then none of us want to be right.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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