- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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