- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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