- Anti Joke

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

haha Otarts was here

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Manchester City

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.