- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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