why was the man sad? his wife died

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A child walks into a classroom.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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2 black kids walk into school

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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WNBA

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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