- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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