Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Women's Rights..

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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