- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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