- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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