Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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