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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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