Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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A child walks into a classroom.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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