- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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