What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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