- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

I'm Polish.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

mark is religion

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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