what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Anti Joke

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