- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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