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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why didn't he finish his

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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