- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Knock knock Go away

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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