How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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diarrhea.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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I love you

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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