- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

the power to turn magnetism into light

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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