Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Tim likes girls

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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