Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Read a Book.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Womens rights.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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