What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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