Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Women can vote? WTF

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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