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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Albert your flies undone.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what are you mike bibby?

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

I like that, but why am I happy?

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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