- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

im @ work, LOL.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

I work at jcpenny

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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