- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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