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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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