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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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