- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

there once was a black man who played basketball

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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