You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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im not food

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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