no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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